Imagine your boyfriend Harry doing push ups in your bedroom and you notice this from the doorway and he notices you watching and tell you he needs more motivation so you slide underneath him and he kisses you every time he comes doWN I JUST
In French you don’t say “I’m on my period” you say “Les Anglais ont débarqué” which translates into English as “The English have arrived.” I find that beautiful. The English. Small Englishmen are pouring out of your vagina. They are here. There is no stopping them.